Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
A: "Shit happens!"
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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