NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Ms.Battle: Henry,I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test.
Henry: I hope you didn't either.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
What did the elephant say to naked man?
How do you breath through that thing?
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