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Search for نيك سودانى » Give a Man a

Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to use the Internet, and he won'tv bother you for weeks!

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Search for نيك سودانى » It's with great tragedy

It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.

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Search for نيك سودانى » Cross-eyes Rotweiler

Cross-eyes Rotweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy"

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Search for نيك سودانى » el Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex

Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
A: "Shit happens!"

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Search for نيك سودانى » Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants

Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.

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